so i was at the grocery store and totally blanked on what i needed, stood there for like ten minutes staring at the cheese aisle and all i could think about was how i was out of the GOOD one, then walked out with just a weird mix of stuff that made zero sense. why do i do this to myself, like do i even need bananas, who knows.
so last week at a dinner party i asked someone how their “recovery” was going instead of “recOVERY” like the workout program and the whole table went silent, i was just trying to be supportive and now they probably think im a jerk or something. ugh, why do i even open my mouth sometimes.
so i walked into a cafe thinking i was ordering an iced coffee but i accidentally asked for an iced cough and the barista stared at me like i was a weirdo - like how do you even recover from that in the moment? i just pretended to check my phone while my face was flaming hot and then left empty-handed.
so i walked into a cafe thinking i was ordering an iced coffee but i accidentally asked for an iced cough and the barista stared at me like i was a weirdo - like how do you even recover from that in the moment? i just pretended to check my phone while my face was flaming hot and then left empty-handed.
sitting here scrolling through my contacts, just staring at names and feeling like an idiot. it's funny how one text could make things feel a little less lonely—i guess i just never sent it.