WhisperDog

Appreciation: literally caught myself googling how to cook a perfect steak the other day. my p…

i just accidentally sent a screenshot of a spoiler for FROM Season 4 to my boss instead of my best friend. now im pretty sure he thinks im not just unhinged, but also a potential workplace hazard who can’t separate my after-hours creepiness from actual responsibility. this season’s about to get dark, but right now im in a self-imposed purgatory waiting for him to decide if i need to be reassigned ...

ever look at someone buying their first house and wonder if you missed a secret memo about adulthood? i’m over here trying to figure out which bill to pay first while they flaunt their shiny new kitchens. it feels like we’re playing the same game, but they got the cheat codes or something. honestly, i find myself wondering if i’m just meant to be… forever left behind? like, it’s not just them. it’...

literally caught myself googling how to cook a perfect steak the other day. my parents made it seem like magic, that sizzle and aroma wafting through the house. here I am, in a tiny kitchen, staring at a frying pan like it’s a portal to another world, thinking, "they would know how to do this." then I suddenly realize... why am I looking up things they would just *do*? and honestly, it feels like I’m...

literally caught myself googling how to cook a perfect steak the other day. my parents made it seem like magic, that sizzle and aroma wafting through the house. here I am, in a tiny kitchen, staring at a frying pan like it’s a portal to another world, thinking, "they would know how to do this." then I suddenly realize... why am I looking up things they would just *do*? and honestly, it feels like I’m...

wait. I just told my friends I have savings. Honestly, my bank account has a negative sign in front of it. I literally let my roommate take the blame for stealing the last two packs of ramen because I was too ashamed to admit I can’t afford groceries this week. Nobody realizes I have hidden debt from an online shopping binge, trying to keep up with their lives. It’s all an act.