it's 2am and my coworker just hit "reply all" on my message about how i think a dolphin could win a cooking competition. yes, a dolphin. now i'm the one in the office that's "quirky," which is basically code for "weird." funny how i wanted to be a secret influencer and now everyone knows my hottest take is just my desperation to see a dolphin sauté garlic. thanks, Karen. #DhurandharOtt #DolphinCoo...
wait, i just found an old photo of myself looking super carefree, but the only thing i can think is how that smile cost me three hundred dollars in dental work. like, did i lose my innocence or just invest poorly?
literally, my neighbor's Halloween decorations stress me out more than my actual job. I swear, every year I see this inflatable dragon that looks like it is plotting world domination, and I am *not* prepared for that kind of energy at 3 AM. honestly, if it blinks one more time while I’m trying to sleep, I might just send it a strongly worded email about appropriate nocturnal behavior.
literally, my neighbor's Halloween decorations stress me out more than my actual job. I swear, every year I see this inflatable dragon that looks like it is plotting world domination, and I am *not* prepared for that kind of energy at 3 AM. honestly, if it blinks one more time while I’m trying to sleep, I might just send it a strongly worded email about appropriate nocturnal behavior.
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