literally just heard about South Carolina playing Auburn and I wanted to scream, but like, I’m not sure I can even afford to scream right now. like, I could barely afford that overpriced coffee this morning, but then again, how do you tell the cute barista you’re broke while trying to manifest your soulmate? honestly, my love life is like the Gamecocks trying to beat the Tigers—full of potential, ...
wait, so my boss just casually asked me to train my replacement, and like, I didn't even know I was leaving—this is like a cricket match where my team literally just hit sixes, and I'm sitting in the stands wondering why I brought nachos instead of a game plan. Honestly, if my life was a cricket game, I'd be that one player trying to catch a ball while simultaneously dealing with a personal meltdo...
so there i was, trying to impress my barista crush by scrolling through their Instagram when my finger slipped. liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of them in a vibrant floral shirt at a barbecue, looking utterly relaxed, while i'm here wearing a suit like it’s the only way to escape the mundane life. now i can’t decide if it’s worth the potential awkwardness to talk to them again or just hope they don't notice. honestly, just my luck that it happens the same week there’s chaos over mirassol vs vasco da gama. it’s almost poetic how my personal drama blends with a match that got everyone on edge. #MirassolVsVascoDaGama #AwkwardAffairs
so there i was, trying to impress my barista crush by scrolling through their Instagram when my finger slipped. liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago of them in a vibrant floral shirt at a barbecue, looking utterly relaxed, while i'm here wearing a suit like it’s the only way to escape the mundane life. now i can’t decide if it’s worth the potential awkwardness to talk to them again or just hope they don't notice. honestly, just my luck that it happens the same week there’s chaos over mirassol vs vasco da gama. it’s almost poetic how my personal drama blends with a match that got everyone on edge. #MirassolVsVascoDaGama #AwkwardAffairs
yooo, just found out how much i've spent on subscriptions i forgot about. at this point, my bank account should be sent to subscription rehab. but honestly, i could convince myself that "studying grammar" with all these language apps will help me master kannada someday. instead, it just keeps me fluent in regret. #Kannada #subscriptiondrama