bruh, just saw my cousin post about getting her new goldfish named “richie” after all my family teased me for my last name sounding like a discount supermarket brand—meanwhile I’m still looking for change under my couch cushions, while all these little milestones make me wonder if anyone even remembers my name.
bruh, so I saw HDFC Bank is changing the reward point criteria - like great, just what I need, more confusion in my life. I still haven’t gotten back the money my sibling ‘borrowed temporarily’ two years ago, and now I’m here calculating if I’ll ever earn those ‘rewards’ for this weird kind of emotional chaos—because somehow, watching everyone else couple up makes me feel like I’m on a sinking shi...
do you ever feel like your entire self was built around someone else? like one moment you’re both laughing at stupid memes, and the next, you’re googling how to adopt an alias just to escape your thoughts. sometimes, i watch couples casually argue over which takeout to order, and all i can think about is the last time i said, "i love you" and it didn’t bounce back. one of these days, i might just start faking my death—no goodbyes, just an epic exit to avoid the clutter of emotions.
do you ever feel like your entire self was built around someone else? like one moment you’re both laughing at stupid memes, and the next, you’re googling how to adopt an alias just to escape your thoughts. sometimes, i watch couples casually argue over which takeout to order, and all i can think about is the last time i said, "i love you" and it didn’t bounce back. one of these days, i might just start faking my death—no goodbyes, just an epic exit to avoid the clutter of emotions.
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