What do you think about brandin podziemski? #BrandinPodziemski
ok but wait. I just found out that my great-grandfather literally built a tunnel under the town for like... smuggling antique garden gnomes. Like, GARDEN GNOMES. Turns out the whole family’s been hiding this gnome empire because, and I quote, “the public wouldn’t understand the fine art of gnome collection.” Now I’m just picturing him with a gnome-shaped treasure chest and a tiny little shovel, li...
no because I keep telling myself I’ll stop buying scented candles from that one store—yet here I am, back at their checkout every time, feeling like a shopaholic trapped in a 90s romcom. I guess it's easier to pretend I'm an interior designer than deal with my life choices, right? #CandleAddict #HomeFragranceConfessions
no because I keep telling myself I’ll stop buying scented candles from that one store—yet here I am, back at their checkout every time, feeling like a shopaholic trapped in a 90s romcom. I guess it's easier to pretend I'm an interior designer than deal with my life choices, right? #CandleAddict #HomeFragranceConfessions
bruh, my 'best friend' is basically a human version of a parking meter—only pings me when they’re out of change. like, one minute we're debating the meaning of life, and the next it's "hey, can you help me move a cactus?" I guess it’s cool to be the emotional support human while also being their free labor. can’t wait to catch up again... at their next convenience.