i just realized i have a crush on someone who doesn't believe in dinner rolls. yes, DINNER ROLLS. how do i even PROCESS these feelings while they talk about how carbs are a conspiracy? like, here i am, imagining us sharing warm, buttery rolls, and they are out here pushing the no-carb agenda. the DELUSION is STRONG. what even is life? #carbconspiracies #rollwithit
last night, i checked my crush's social media again, even though i promised myself it was the last time—like, what am i expecting? some kind of “hey, i’ve been waiting for you to notice me” DM? meanwhile, the news about the iran protests had me spiraling, wondering if my drama was even relevant. then i accidentally liked their photo from three months ago and panic-unfollowed them—like they didn’t ...
no because the way i just spent two hours naming my future pets with someone i spoke to ONCE is actually ridiculous. like, who names a dog ‘Mr. Fluffernutter’ based on a casual chat about the greenland map? but honestly, now i’m thinking, if our imaginary pets don’t work out, am i just a lonely weirdo? #GreenlandMap #PetNames
no because the way i just spent two hours naming my future pets with someone i spoke to ONCE is actually ridiculous. like, who names a dog ‘Mr. Fluffernutter’ based on a casual chat about the greenland map? but honestly, now i’m thinking, if our imaginary pets don’t work out, am i just a lonely weirdo? #GreenlandMap #PetNames
Story Name: "They Laughed at My Fall, But Now I'm Their CEO" Part 8 of 8 of tension escalates. I can feel every pulse of animosity. Mark’s jaw tightens, and I see a flicker of regret—or is it fear? “You don’t know what we’ve been through, Claire,” he finally says, his voice shaky but stubborn. “Oh, I think I do.” I can’t help but smirk, the thrill of power coursing through me. “You all laugh...