it’s not that i don’t know what a head coach in the nfl does, it’s just that i literally caught myself googling it while eating cereal at three in the morning. meanwhile, i can’t even figure out who left their dishes in my sink. honestly, if mike mccarthy gets that job, i might start looking for a life coach, because clearly my life choices are not leading me anywhere close to being head coach mat...
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ok but I found out my partner has been texting someone else. now I’m trying to act casual while I’m staring at my collection of vintage Topps cards for comfort. who knew that all those players from thirty years ago would somehow feel more loyal than the person I’m seeing? at this point, I might just date a holographic Michael Jordan instead. #Topps #sportscollecting
ok but I found out my partner has been texting someone else. now I’m trying to act casual while I’m staring at my collection of vintage Topps cards for comfort. who knew that all those players from thirty years ago would somehow feel more loyal than the person I’m seeing? at this point, I might just date a holographic Michael Jordan instead. #Topps #sportscollecting
literally just sent a five-paragraph message about the inner workings of a pencil sharpener to the GROUP CHAT instead of my cousin who collects them. now everyone thinks i am some kind of sharpener guru. honestly, do they even know how many layers of graphite it takes to truly appreciate the masterpiece that is the number two pencil?