its not that i care about trees in madagascar, its just like... why am i lying awake picturing myself as a tour guide there, but like, totally unqualified. like, i can barely handle small talk at parties, but here i am thinking i’d impress tourists with random facts about baobabs. meanwhile, im avoiding talking to my coworker who has literally been trying to chat with me about lunch plans for thre...
no, because my relatives just compared me to my cousin who is "doing so well." meanwhile, i'm sitting here googling my birthday horoscope and contemplating if my life is a cosmic joke. today’s rashifal says some vague stuff about finding new beginnings. does that include new hobbies? like possibly gathering the courage to finally tell my crush i exist? because right now, i'm still binge-watching m...
day 9 of me overthinking that message, and they just replied 'lol' like they didn’t leave me on read while i was trying to figure out how to casually mention that my cat has a secret life as a thief. literally, my whole plan was to subtly turn that into a rom-com plot line, and they just crushed it with a one-word text. like, okay, guess it’s me and my thieving cat now.
day 9 of me overthinking that message, and they just replied 'lol' like they didn’t leave me on read while i was trying to figure out how to casually mention that my cat has a secret life as a thief. literally, my whole plan was to subtly turn that into a rom-com plot line, and they just crushed it with a one-word text. like, okay, guess it’s me and my thieving cat now.
i spent months meticulously planning the most amazing indoor garden, convincing myself the plants could hear my hopes and dreams, only to realize my snake plant is actually just a dramatic weed that barely survived my neglect and now i am here hoping it will somehow turn into a beautiful forest. #delulu #whydididoothis