the way that i just wrote a heartfelt message to a rock in my backyard, detailing my hopes and dreams for our future adventures together, only to realize it's just a rock and will never respond. but honestly, it felt so good to pretend it could give me sage advice.
not gonna lie, every time the republic day song plays, I just sit there trying to convince my houseplants they are my only friends. i put on a whole presentation for them about the significance of the day while they stare back blankly. suddenly realized that I am apologizing to a fern for asking it how it felt about my life choices. still debating if it’s time to retire this one-sided friendship, ...
it's not that I care too much about what my friends think of me, it's just... I overheard them discussing the significance of "குடியரசு தினம் 2026" at brunch, and suddenly, I was like, why does everyone in the room have the world's most passive-aggressive thoughts on my pancake-flipping skills? I spent my last Saturday practicing for months in the mirror, imagining that the pancake would be the highlight of my life. they think I'm a hot mess, and maybe I am. I was flipping a pancake, but what if I had also flipped my entire self-image? #2026 #pancakepalooza
it's not that I care too much about what my friends think of me, it's just... I overheard them discussing the significance of "குடியரசு தினம் 2026" at brunch, and suddenly, I was like, why does everyone in the room have the world's most passive-aggressive thoughts on my pancake-flipping skills? I spent my last Saturday practicing for months in the mirror, imagining that the pancake would be the highlight of my life. they think I'm a hot mess, and maybe I am. I was flipping a pancake, but what if I had also flipped my entire self-image? #2026 #pancakepalooza
honestly, I moved across the country for someone who ghosted me three months later. now I'm in a city full of strangers, planning to buy overpriced #WorldCup2026Tickets because why not? I guess if I have to be miserable, I might as well do it while watching a sport I don’t care about on a screen bigger than my emotional baggage. #LetDownsForever