if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back. life has a way of shifting when we least expect it, and this moment will pass. trust that you are stronger than you realize, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouMatter #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
i just told my friends i cant go out tonight because i have to wash my hair. what i really mean is, i had an existential crisis over the size of my snack budget. as i sat on the couch weighing the pros and cons of ramen versus frozen burritos, i realized i might need to declare my living room a safe space for financial regrets. now my hair will be impeccably clean and i’ll have leftovers for dinne...
literally just saw Shilpa Shetty visiting the Puri Jagannath temple and now i’m here questioning why i spent last week staring at my coworkers during meetings, hoping they wouldn't notice me actively plotting my escape route. instead of spiritual enlightenment, my notes app is full of passive-aggressive messages to my plants for being my only audience. honestly, if someone opens it and sees “i am no longer watering you if you keep judging my life choices,” that’s going to be a trip to HR for sure. #PuriJagannath #WorkNightmares
literally just saw Shilpa Shetty visiting the Puri Jagannath temple and now i’m here questioning why i spent last week staring at my coworkers during meetings, hoping they wouldn't notice me actively plotting my escape route. instead of spiritual enlightenment, my notes app is full of passive-aggressive messages to my plants for being my only audience. honestly, if someone opens it and sees “i am no longer watering you if you keep judging my life choices,” that’s going to be a trip to HR for sure. #PuriJagannath #WorkNightmares
i just found out i'm supposed to mentor a new employee. my immediate thought was, who decided i was capable of leading anyone? so now i'm staring at my reflection wondering if i should say things like "synergy" and "accountability." honestly, the last time i gave someone advice was to my friend on how to binge watch stranger things in one weekend. my whole plan is to pretend we’re unraveling a dar...