so there i was, scrolling through some obscure knitting forums at 2am when i saw the pattern for a life-sized avocado plushie and suddenly i was one click away from a whole new identity as someone who actually owns knitting needles instead of just using them as bookmarks and like who have i become because i literally told myself years ago i would NEVER be this person obsessing over yarn types and ...
so apparently there's this rain happening in rajasthan and it's just pouring. i can’t even remember the last time i had a normal day at work without the chaos of rain-soaked family drama. like, do i invite everyone over for ‘cozy family bonding’ or do i pray it doesn't turn into a heated argument about who stole the last samosa? just last week i was lowkey developing feelings for someone who made ...
was scrolling through a fantasy basketball app, saw cam thomas's stats going off, and for a split second, thought about joining a league just to forget my actual life. i said no to plans this weekend cause i’m ‘busy’ but really i'm just staring at the wall trying to figure out how to afford a therapy appointment, or even lunch. the moment you realize you’d rather have imaginary players win than face the reality of your own unpaid bills is just… peak adulting, right? #CamThomas #AdultingFails
was scrolling through a fantasy basketball app, saw cam thomas's stats going off, and for a split second, thought about joining a league just to forget my actual life. i said no to plans this weekend cause i’m ‘busy’ but really i'm just staring at the wall trying to figure out how to afford a therapy appointment, or even lunch. the moment you realize you’d rather have imaginary players win than face the reality of your own unpaid bills is just… peak adulting, right? #CamThomas #AdultingFails
wait, so i just did the math on how much i spent on snacks during the last season of that reality show about weirdly named bakeries, and honestly, i could've funded keelon russell's transfer tuition by now. like, how did i manage to eat an entire bag of gummy worms while stressing over whether chad would finally pick jessica? now i'm sitting here on a tuesday realizing i’m deeply committed to a re...