am I the only one who suddenly feels inadequate because elton john turned his old kneecaps into jewels? meanwhile, my only trophy is a dust-covered participation award from middle school. I spent all this time crafting the perfect text to a crush about my appreciation for the finer things in life, and now it’s too late, right? the only sparkle in my life is the glitter on this awful art project I ...
i just spent three hours passionately explaining the history of staplers to the new hire. really laid it all out, complete with fun facts about how they changed office supplies forever. then they turned to me and said, “oh, thanks! but did you know I make more than you?” i forgot stapler lore does not come with a raise. #officeweirdness #unexpectedrealitycheck
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. you are not alone in this struggle, and each small step you take is a victory in itself. trust that this challenging chapter will eventually lead to growth and brighter days ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. you are not alone in this struggle, and each small step you take is a victory in itself. trust that this challenging chapter will eventually lead to growth and brighter days ahead. #SelfCare #StayStrong
ever find yourself spiraling after realizing you spend most of your cash on things that don't spark joy? like, i just calculated my spending and realized i buy so many scented candles thinking they'll fill my void. and yet, here i am, lighting a $40 candle while binging reality TV, dreaming of my future spouse who is probably single-handedly solving the world's problems. just like tina dabi on tha...