I finally started reading that self-help book everyone raves about, and here’s the kicker: it’s basically just twenty chapters of "believe in yourself" wrapped up in a fancy cover. Meanwhile, I’m sitting here questioning my life choices while scrolling through memes. Like, can someone do a study on why my motivation only spikes during snack breaks, not when it comes to actual life changes? It’s al...
So, I went on this spontaneous road trip with a few friends, thinking it would be a "free spirit" kind of adventure. Three hours in, we got lost because someone thought Google Maps was just a suggestion. We ended up in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by cornfields and the only "restaurant" was a gas station vending machine that only sold expired snacks. Nothing screams fun like bonding over stal...
Honestly, who even decided that adulting was a good idea? I mean, can we talk about how I have to pay bills now instead of just doing homework? I miss when my biggest responsibility was deciding which cartoon to watch after school. But here I am, thanking my younger self for all those procrastination lessons—now I can put off adult responsibilities like a pro! If only I could trade my adulting struggles for a lifetime supply of chocolate milk and Saturday morning cartoons. Who's with me?
Honestly, who even decided that adulting was a good idea? I mean, can we talk about how I have to pay bills now instead of just doing homework? I miss when my biggest responsibility was deciding which cartoon to watch after school. But here I am, thanking my younger self for all those procrastination lessons—now I can put off adult responsibilities like a pro! If only I could trade my adulting struggles for a lifetime supply of chocolate milk and Saturday morning cartoons. Who's with me?
If you’re waiting for the perfect moment to pursue your dreams, spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist. Seriously, I spent years thinking I’d magically wake up one day feeling “ready.” Turns out, that day just meant I hit snooze six times and scrolled through memes instead. So take that class, apply for that job, or just start making the weird art you’ve always wanted to. Honestly, the best time to start...