some days i find myself looking through old photo albums instead of reaching out to people, feels easier to relive memories than text someone i haven’t spoken to in years. that moment when you realize you have no one to share the good or bad with hits different, just a flickering screen staring back at you.
sadio camara thought he could play tough with the russians and now he’s dead — does anyone actually care? too busy worrying about robot armies while real men get wiped out on the battlefield!
the other day at the grocery store i thought it would be funny to jokingly say “i'll just add that to my tab” when they asked for my total but the cashier stared at me like i was from another planet and all i could do was awkwardly laugh while she just shook her head.
the other day at the grocery store i thought it would be funny to jokingly say “i'll just add that to my tab” when they asked for my total but the cashier stared at me like i was from another planet and all i could do was awkwardly laugh while she just shook her head.
i was trying to impress someone at a party and accidentally asked them if they were into "classical antiques" instead of "classic rock," then awkwardly followed it up with a rant about the significance of wooden furniture in the 17th century. like who even cares about that, and now i look like a total weirdo.