it's three weeks later, and just remembered i was supposed to write a ten-minute speech on why carrots are the superior vegetable. the only thing i prepared was a small PowerPoint with one slide that just said "they are orange" in Comic Sans. so, guess it's speech day and the only thing i will have to say is a single word repeated like a mantra: orange, orange, orange.
ok but I just poured my heart into a six-paragraph analysis of the impact of lunar phases on cheese-making. I hit send like I was handing in a Nobel Prize worthy thesis. And they responded with a single cheese emoji. I’m not sure if I should be flattered or if I need to break up with reality. Like, congrats, that emoji just convinced me I should start a cheese farm in my backyard.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, take a deep breath. remember, you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, take a deep breath. remember, you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Healing #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare
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