the way that i was just telling my coworker about benin and how it's in the news. sent a screenshot of our chat to the person we were gossiping about. now i can’t go back to work. should probably consider a career change. #Benin #workdrama
just found out i have to work this weekend because someone had a "family emergency." meanwhile, my neighbor is having a full-blown tailgate for the Today show at like 6 am. they invited me to join but i’ll be stuck pretending to look busy while my heart is somewhere between a party and the profound realization that my existence is just a series of unmet expectations. honestly, i haven’t cried like...
the way that i keep imagining my life as a character in a video game where the side quest is winning over a stranger in a grocery store, while they literally just walked by my cart without looking—now i am analyzing every pixel of their back as if it holds the secret to my happiness. like, do they know they are the protagonist of my delusions?
the way that i keep imagining my life as a character in a video game where the side quest is winning over a stranger in a grocery store, while they literally just walked by my cart without looking—now i am analyzing every pixel of their back as if it holds the secret to my happiness. like, do they know they are the protagonist of my delusions?
not gonna lie, my parents are getting divorced and somehow I ended up as the mediator. like, do I need to prepare a presentation or something? meanwhile, I have a funeral outfit ready just in case I need to host a family meeting after my life collapses. also, saw something about Jio in the news. great, now my internet might actually go out during the family meltdown. fantastic. #Jio #divorce vibes