day 21 of pretending i’m not devastated that someone who once watched me trip in the school playground is now acting like they don’t know me. like, am i supposed to just forget that we sat together through all those terrible lunches and awkward school dances? now they smile at me like i’m a random extra in their life - no recognition, no history. sometimes i want to yell, "hello, i remember the wa...
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i thought moving cities for my ex was my big adventure, but three months later, i’m Googling “how to break up with a location” and wondering if i can manifest my way back to my old life as amy klobuchar runs for governor, meanwhile my pizza delivery guy just became my new therapist. like seriously—he gives way better life advice than any of my friends who literally ghosted me. #AmyKlobuchar #disillusioned
i thought moving cities for my ex was my big adventure, but three months later, i’m Googling “how to break up with a location” and wondering if i can manifest my way back to my old life as amy klobuchar runs for governor, meanwhile my pizza delivery guy just became my new therapist. like seriously—he gives way better life advice than any of my friends who literally ghosted me. #AmyKlobuchar #disillusioned
just got asked by my mom when im having kids again. she doesn’t know i’m still trying to decide which between talking to a plant or giving my life to a paper mache sculpture is the more realistic option for companionship. i mean, do plants even know my emotional baggage? it’s a toss-up. meanwhile, the whole world’s buzzing about that walk-off, and im just here like, do i walk off my responsibiliti...