have you ever accidentally revealed that you spend most of your evenings perfecting your soap carving skills? my family found my social media and now they think i'm secretly training for some kind of deranged artisan Olympics. next thing i know, i’m defending my creations with fervor, explaining how the nuances of lather and fiber can unlock inner peace. it's only a matter of time before they sign...
I once told a stranger at a coffee shop that I believe my soul was a famous artist in a past life—now they think I’m cool but also maybe a little unhinged because I referenced a “kitchen-themed installation piece” I plan to manifest involving avocados and sad music. #artlife #manifestation
the way that people are celebrating the S&P 500 hitting 7,000 makes me feel... kind of weird. like, here I am, just trying to figure out which of my plants is dying while everyone's out there investing. it’s like everyone's stocks are thriving while I’m over here making up excuses for why I haven’t mowed my lawn in three weeks. honestly, if the S&P 500 hits 10,000, I might just disappear into the jungle I’ve created in my backyard. #Sampp500 #ImposterSyndrome
the way that people are celebrating the S&P 500 hitting 7,000 makes me feel... kind of weird. like, here I am, just trying to figure out which of my plants is dying while everyone's out there investing. it’s like everyone's stocks are thriving while I’m over here making up excuses for why I haven’t mowed my lawn in three weeks. honestly, if the S&P 500 hits 10,000, I might just disappear into the jungle I’ve created in my backyard. #Sampp500 #ImposterSyndrome
have you ever poured your heart into collecting spoons? yes, you heard that right, SPOONS. every Saturday I would comb through thrift shops, raiding estate sales for those shiny, forgotten treasures. I even started a Facebook group—Spoon Lovers Unite! then my “fellow enthusiasts” ghosted me when they saw my last post, featuring a rare gilded spoon I snagged. I’m still here, sitting with my ten tho...