not gonna lie, I just saw the kid who used to steal my snacks at recess act like he doesn't know me in line at the coffee shop – and I swear, I wanted to shout, “I still remember when you asked me if peanut butter was a fruit!” like, I’m just trying to exist in this coffee-flavored simulation while he pretends he didn’t once drip chocolate milk on my homework.
it's 3am and i just realized that yuvendra chahal is living his best life while i'm trying to find the courage to change my sheets. honestly, i used to think thirty was ancient and now i’m trying to remember what being twenty-five felt like. is this what a mid-life crisis feels like, or did i just binge-watch too many romantic comedies? #unpreparedfor30 #
literally thought turning thirty was like a life sentence to adulthood. now I’m over here wondering if the All-Weather Connectivity to Kashmir can also connect me to a life where I don’t feel like a lost child at a buffet. like, I can’t even decide between pasta or salad without a panic attack. my grocery list has more chaos than a school cafeteria during lunch. #Pib #adultingfail
literally thought turning thirty was like a life sentence to adulthood. now I’m over here wondering if the All-Weather Connectivity to Kashmir can also connect me to a life where I don’t feel like a lost child at a buffet. like, I can’t even decide between pasta or salad without a panic attack. my grocery list has more chaos than a school cafeteria during lunch. #Pib #adultingfail
it's not that my relatives are obsessed with my cousin's job at a tech startup, it's just that they literally think I've been growing exotic mushrooms in my basement for profit. like, they think I’m some fungal millionaire just because I own a houseplant that might be dead. honestly, how can I explain that the only thing thriving in my life is my ability to literally misplace my phone every thirty...