I’ve come to realize that modern relationships are basically just a series of awkward conversations over text and endless scrolling through each other’s social media pages. Like, can we talk about how we spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect “hey, what are you up to?” message, and then the only response we get is a TikTok link? Meanwhile, I’m out here developing full-on theories about how they mig...
I can't be the only one who feels like a complete impostor in my own life, right? Like, one minute I'm acting like I have my life together, and the next I'm Googling "how to adult" while eating cereal for dinner at 3 AM. And don’t get me started on my social media—everyone thinks I'm thriving when I'm just expertly dodging phone calls and pretending to be busy. If anyone else is just one awkward c...
I just finished my favorite book for like the fifth time, and honestly, it’s like visiting an old friend who never judges me for binge-watching reality TV instead of hitting the gym. I mean, how is it that some characters feel more real than my so-called friends? Like, why can’t I find a group chat that’s as witty as the dialogue I read? People say movies and TV shows are where it’s at, but books are the real MVPs that give you the chance to pretend you’re deep and cultured while barely leaving your couch. Who’s with me on this?
I just finished my favorite book for like the fifth time, and honestly, it’s like visiting an old friend who never judges me for binge-watching reality TV instead of hitting the gym. I mean, how is it that some characters feel more real than my so-called friends? Like, why can’t I find a group chat that’s as witty as the dialogue I read? People say movies and TV shows are where it’s at, but books are the real MVPs that give you the chance to pretend you’re deep and cultured while barely leaving your couch. Who’s with me on this?
Why do we still go through the hell of boarding a flight like it’s some sort of gladiatorial battle? You’ve got people standing up the moment the plane lands like it’s the last chopper out of Vietnam, blocking the aisle while trying to pull down their massive carry-ons like it’s a game of Tetris. And don’t even get me started on the "let's all crowd at the gate" dance before boarding. If I wanted ...