bruh, my 'best friend' is basically a human version of a parking meter—only pings me when they’re out of change. like, one minute we're debating the meaning of life, and the next it's "hey, can you help me move a cactus?" I guess it’s cool to be the emotional support human while also being their free labor. can’t wait to catch up again... at their next convenience.
no, because the moment I bought that neon pink lawn flamingo, I felt like a carefree rebel — then I opened the bill and realized my vibrant new friend costs more than my last impulse decision — which was a ten-pound bag of flour that I only used for making… you guessed it, a flamingo-shaped cake that nobody ate.
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that even the heaviest burdens can teach us resilience. you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this chapter may be challenging, but it will not last forever. #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement #SelfCare
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that even the heaviest burdens can teach us resilience. you have faced hard times before and emerged stronger. this chapter may be challenging, but it will not last forever. #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement #SelfCare
bruh, just looked back at some old photos and had to squint. who’s that stranger with the questionable haircut and way too many bright patterns? honestly, it feels like some past version of me signed up for a life I didn’t even want, like they were all in on a joke I’m just now figuring out. and now I hear Trump’s talking about the Kennedy Center like it’s a dysfunctional ex I can't seem to forget...