no because my manager literally just asked me to train my replacement, and nobody told me i was leaving. now i’m explaining the intricacies of the office coffee machine to someone who might be sitting at my desk next week, while also fighting the urge to make them sign an NDA for all my secret snack stashes.
it's three a.m. and i find myself googling "microsoft stock" like it holds the key to my future happiness. i can't even balance my own bank account, but here i am pretending to be some kind of investor, daydreaming about buying a yacht with profits i don't even have. the real kicker? i know my parents would know what this actually means, so now i'm questioning everything. who am i? can i even ask ...
the way my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' while my heart was crafting a romantic narrative is beyond wild. like, this is the same guy who lets me borrow his hoodie while talking about existential crises. meanwhile, Jitendra Awhad is stirring up drama and here I am rehearsing my heartfelt monologue in my head about friendship versus love while trying to look nonchalant. who even made this world so confusing? #JitendraAwhad #adultingdisasters
the way my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' while my heart was crafting a romantic narrative is beyond wild. like, this is the same guy who lets me borrow his hoodie while talking about existential crises. meanwhile, Jitendra Awhad is stirring up drama and here I am rehearsing my heartfelt monologue in my head about friendship versus love while trying to look nonchalant. who even made this world so confusing? #JitendraAwhad #adultingdisasters
i quit my stable job to pursue my passion, but now i’m obsessively refreshing my bank account like it’s the stock market. then i watched the interview on cheekatilo and it hit me that even the characters in dark thrillers have more stability than my current life choices. right when i started to think about a backup plan, i got a message from my former boss about an 'exciting opportunity.' who even...