just realized the Spurs vs Rockets game is happening. good for them. got passed over for a promotion AGAIN today and guess who already knew why? that email from my boss didn’t need to say “no specific feedback” because i overheard him ranting about how my PowerPoint presentations could “use more pizzazz.” ironic coming from a guy who dresses like a post-game interview. the plot twist? i practice a...
if you are feeling lost right now, just know that the path will become clear again, and the light you seek is closer than you think. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass
bruh, I told my friends I couldn’t go out because I had a “thing” – a *thing*. You know, I feel like I should be cheering for the Spurs vs Rockets, but I'm really just here wondering how to make the ramen last until next week—like, am I trying to win a game of Monopoly, or just trying not to break my own heart? So yeah, enjoy the game while I fake a smile through my couch, hoping nobody asks me to split a bill. #SpursVsRockets #BrokeButBlessed
bruh, I told my friends I couldn’t go out because I had a “thing” – a *thing*. You know, I feel like I should be cheering for the Spurs vs Rockets, but I'm really just here wondering how to make the ramen last until next week—like, am I trying to win a game of Monopoly, or just trying not to break my own heart? So yeah, enjoy the game while I fake a smile through my couch, hoping nobody asks me to split a bill. #SpursVsRockets #BrokeButBlessed
it's 2am and i just confessed my deep love for cornflakes in a Discord chat, complete with an entire PowerPoint presentation and a tier list of toppings. now my username is “CerealSimp” and i'm pretty sure all fifteen people online are waiting for my follow-up video on milk ratios. i never wanted to be an influencer, especially not for breakfast cereal, but here we are.