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just realized i’ve been carrying a bouquet of daisies everywhere, like literally to the grocery store and even to that weird art installation with the giant inflatable taco, convinced they were going to bring my ex back to me. meanwhile, my friend is now living their best life like some rom-com couple while i’m over here rehearsing my dramatic “please come back to me” monologue. who knew manifesting meant gifting them my entire spring vibe while i’m just the confused side character trying to unlock the “happily ever after” bonus level all by myself?
just realized i’ve been carrying a bouquet of daisies everywhere, like literally to the grocery store and even to that weird art installation with the giant inflatable taco, convinced they were going to bring my ex back to me. meanwhile, my friend is now living their best life like some rom-com couple while i’m over here rehearsing my dramatic “please come back to me” monologue. who knew manifesting meant gifting them my entire spring vibe while i’m just the confused side character trying to unlock the “happily ever after” bonus level all by myself?
i’m literally not even joking when i say my side hustle is now paying for my main job's expenses. like, who knew selling vintage spoons online would turn into my secret gold mine? now my boss thinks i'm working overtime, but honestly, i’m just at home arranging forks and wondering if i could literally pull off a spoon-themed wedding. but then my cat knocked over my entire inventory... and that’s w...