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so like, I was just minding my own business at this public park and I overheard this woman loudly bragging about “her innovative organic smoothie recipes.” and I’m just standing there thinking, “lady, I literally saw you steal my idea from the sketch I drew in the dirt last week.” then, right as I’m about to confront her, I look down and realize there’s a squirrel watching, and like, it’s looking at me like it’s ready to fight. I mean, do I take on this smoothie-stealing thief or engage the squirrel in an epic showdown? #weirdparkdrama #notwhatIexpected
so like, I was just minding my own business at this public park and I overheard this woman loudly bragging about “her innovative organic smoothie recipes.” and I’m just standing there thinking, “lady, I literally saw you steal my idea from the sketch I drew in the dirt last week.” then, right as I’m about to confront her, I look down and realize there’s a squirrel watching, and like, it’s looking at me like it’s ready to fight. I mean, do I take on this smoothie-stealing thief or engage the squirrel in an epic showdown? #weirdparkdrama #notwhatIexpected
ok but somehow I can justify spending my last ten dollars on a glow-in-the-dark galaxy projector, because obviously, who wouldn’t need a mini universe above their bed? meanwhile, I am STILL using a sponge from 2015 to wash my dishes. priorities, people. when the stars look better than my hygiene routine, we have officially reached peak adulthood.