Why is it that every time I try to have a productive day, my brain decides it’s the perfect moment to review all my childhood traumas instead? Like, I was just trying to organize my closet, but now I’m spiraling over that time I tripped in front of my crush in 6th grade. Can I trade my emotional baggage for a nap?
You know what really grinds my gears? When you’re at a restaurant and the server keeps asking if everything is okay while you’re literally choking on a too-salty dish. Like, I didn’t sign up for this awkward culinary interrogation. Just give me a moment to gather my dignity and a gallon of water. Why is no one addressing the fact that "chef's special" often translates to "we had a bad day and this...
I’m convinced that the only people who truly understand the struggle of adulting are those who binge-watch Home Improvement shows while secretly wishing they could build their own treehouse. Like, why is it so hard to just hang a picture frame? I end up making more holes in the wall than a Swiss cheese factory. But then I see a beautifully decorated room on Instagram and think, “I can totally do that!” Spoiler alert: I can’t. Thank goodness for IKEA hacks… or as I like to call them, "How to make your life 10x harder than it needs to be."
I’m convinced that the only people who truly understand the struggle of adulting are those who binge-watch Home Improvement shows while secretly wishing they could build their own treehouse. Like, why is it so hard to just hang a picture frame? I end up making more holes in the wall than a Swiss cheese factory. But then I see a beautifully decorated room on Instagram and think, “I can totally do that!” Spoiler alert: I can’t. Thank goodness for IKEA hacks… or as I like to call them, "How to make your life 10x harder than it needs to be."
I’ve spent years obsessing over video games, and honestly, they’ve become a safer emotional outlet than therapy. I mean, how satisfying is it to level up after grinding for hours? Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to level up my actual life but can’t even commit to grocery shopping without double-checking if I’ve got enough “hearts” in my health bar. So, shoutout to all the game developers who got m...