last night, my family group chat was having a heated debate about whether the neighbor's lawn ornaments are tasteful or "a crime against humanity." at one point, my cousin sent a sixteen-part series of memes featuring a flamingo wearing a sombrero, and i found myself scrolling through it like it was an important work email. why is this my life now?
yooo, just stumbled upon some old texts from my last crush. like, why was I sending paragraphs when they barely replied with “lol”? i got all invested while simultaneously using half my paycheck on overpriced takeout. my bank account is still scarred, and now i’m faced with the memories of my younger self, oversharing about my feelings while they treated me like the score of a cricket match no one...
honestly, just found out my friends think I’m a human manifestation of a sitcom character—always over-explaining random facts, awkwardly inserting myself into conversations, and somehow they all agree I would definitely lose in a trivia contest about myself. they’re basically casting me for the role of “person you love to hate” in their lives—and I think I’m playing it too well.
honestly, just found out my friends think I’m a human manifestation of a sitcom character—always over-explaining random facts, awkwardly inserting myself into conversations, and somehow they all agree I would definitely lose in a trivia contest about myself. they’re basically casting me for the role of “person you love to hate” in their lives—and I think I’m playing it too well.
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