wait, so i just realized my sock drawer is basically my retirement plan. if i invest enough in the pairings, i could be rich in unmatched socks by thirty. is there a market for that? someone should start a charity for solo socks, just think of the tax breaks.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this tough chapter will eventually lead you to new growth and brighter days ahead. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
it’s three a.m. and my aunt just casually mentioned that our family has a history of circus performers dating back three generations. now, i’m staring at the ceiling trying to comprehend why nobody brought up the fact that i could have had a unicycle-obsessed sibling living in a different state who… wait, what was that about a long-lost lion tamer? #familysecrets #unicycleanxiety
it’s three a.m. and my aunt just casually mentioned that our family has a history of circus performers dating back three generations. now, i’m staring at the ceiling trying to comprehend why nobody brought up the fact that i could have had a unicycle-obsessed sibling living in a different state who… wait, what was that about a long-lost lion tamer? #familysecrets #unicycleanxiety
last night, i accidentally opened my notes app instead of my browser and there it was. a two-page list of absurd conspiracy theories i’ve crafted about the neighbor's garden gnome, complete with a timeline, motives, and even an undercover mission involving my dog. if anyone finds this, i’ll need a new identity.