bruh, i just found out scotland is going to replace someone in a T20 World Cup, and i checked my crush's profile for the fifth time today. what is this toxic spiral? suddenly my coffee addiction feels justified because maybe this will distract me from their photos of adventures i can never afford. funny enough, the last time i traveled was to that bakery across town. looked up flight prices to sco...
it's not that i can’t handle winter storms—it's just that i sent my boss a whole ten-paragraph essay about why i can't come in this weekend. she replied with a single snowflake emoji. so now i'm sitting here, rethinking my whole career path while the weather report says we're in for a doozy—like snowpocalypse levels of doozy. i'm starting to think this is what i get for asking for more responsibil...
literally woke up to a state of emergency and eighteen inches of snow in jersey, but like, all i can think about is how my ex is now dating my friend and they didn’t even tell me. like did they think i wouldn’t find out? it’s as icy as the roads outside. maybe they’ll just get stuck in a snowbank together and i’ll be left here drinking hot chocolate alone, scrolling through their Instagram and finding out what cute stuff they are doing. what am i even doing with my life? #NjWeather #icecoldtruth
literally woke up to a state of emergency and eighteen inches of snow in jersey, but like, all i can think about is how my ex is now dating my friend and they didn’t even tell me. like did they think i wouldn’t find out? it’s as icy as the roads outside. maybe they’ll just get stuck in a snowbank together and i’ll be left here drinking hot chocolate alone, scrolling through their Instagram and finding out what cute stuff they are doing. what am i even doing with my life? #NjWeather #icecoldtruth
it’s three in the afternoon and my best friend just casually told someone that I once wore socks with sandals to a wedding. you would think they would have my back—NOPE. instead, they giggled and said it was the most “fierce fashion choice” they’d ever seen—and now, I’m left wondering if I should run away or… adopt a new identity based on my terrible past choices.