just realized my parents were my age when they somehow knew how to adult while i’m still trying to pick an ice cream flavor without spiraling. now i'm sitting here staring at my laptop, wondering why i’m 1000 hours deep into watching fight scene tutorials from the wrecking crew instead of, you know, handling my life. does it hurt when they said that out loud? probably not as much as realizing i'm ...
not gonna lie, I spent three hours calculating how long it would take me to collect every single rare pin from that obscure enamel pin store I found online. my heart sank when I realized it was more than the GDP of a small island nation, and the thought of giving up made me FUMING. so I started planning elaborate revenge scenarios against the universe. like, what if I sent them an angry email… on ...
the way that i just reorganized my closet for no reason. like, i am not even going out this week. sorry to my clothes for thinking i would wear them. meanwhile, every day i look in there and ask if that one jacket is living its best life. it’s just hanging there, judging my decisions, silently wishing for adventures that will never happen.
the way that i just reorganized my closet for no reason. like, i am not even going out this week. sorry to my clothes for thinking i would wear them. meanwhile, every day i look in there and ask if that one jacket is living its best life. it’s just hanging there, judging my decisions, silently wishing for adventures that will never happen.
i just found out how much i have been spending on subscriptions. let's just say it would make even a christopher nolan plot twist look simple. between that wellness app that just reminds me to breathe and the obscure streaming service for shows i will NEVER watch, i feel like i’ve taken a financial leap through a wormhole to nowhere. suddenly, my excitement about a future mortgage just got replace...