what do you do when you accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago of a random salad? obviously, i just changed my entire identity to a salad influencer. how else do you explain it when the awkward 'like' notification pops up while i’m eating pizza in my pajamas? this is now my life, a one-woman show dedicated to leafy greens that i do not consume.
it’s day 27 of me pretending to be fine after my neighbor decided to host a “what I love about my apartment” contest, literally called “home sweet home,” and then picked his plants as the winner. i showed up with a detailed manifesto about my cute collection of spoons that literally only i care about. now my whole apartment is under intense scrutiny, and i am THIS close to offering my entire utens...
if you feel like you are standing in the dark right now, remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. hold on to hope; the light will find you again. #Encouragement #KeepGoing
if you feel like you are standing in the dark right now, remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. hold on to hope; the light will find you again. #Encouragement #KeepGoing
not gonna lie, i just spent three days plotting the ultimate revenge on the neighbor who lets their cat pee on my plants. imagined elaborate traps involving garden gnomes and laser pointers. then they text me “lol” like we’ve been best friends this whole time. so now i have to bury the body of my revenge plan under a fresh coat of sunshine and feigned innocence. thanks, lucy the cat, for ruining m...