the reality is, manchester united is falling apart at the seams and the board does nothing. another star defender injured? welcome to the club, Lisandro Martinez. and don’t even get me started on that transfer market mishap. how does Erik ten Hag expect to compete while consistently ignoring the needs of his squad? benjamin sesko should be a starter but instead, fans are left questioning what this...
wait, you ever realize that cleaning out your fridge feels like playing a horror game? like, you think everything is fine until you find a jar of pickles from 2017 lurking in the back, growing a civilization of mold. i can almost hear a soundtrack playing in the background, like i’m going to discover a treasure chest instead of just expired stuff. my food choices are like an arranged marriage, the...
is it just me or does checking your bank account feel like watching a horror movie? i opened my app and literally saw thirty-seven dollars staring back at me like a cruel joke. my landlord is trying to tell me the BLACK MOLD in the corner is “cosmetic” while my kid coughs like a cartoon character in the background. can't afford a move or a doctor visit, so i just scroll through Instagram watching billionaires live on yachts. but like, my yacht is literally the leaky bathtub of this apartment.
is it just me or does checking your bank account feel like watching a horror movie? i opened my app and literally saw thirty-seven dollars staring back at me like a cruel joke. my landlord is trying to tell me the BLACK MOLD in the corner is “cosmetic” while my kid coughs like a cartoon character in the background. can't afford a move or a doctor visit, so i just scroll through Instagram watching billionaires live on yachts. but like, my yacht is literally the leaky bathtub of this apartment.
corporate hypocrisy has no bounds, especially when companies like Unilever churn out Ramadan campaigns that preach generosity while their CEO Alan Jope rakes in nearly 2 million dollars a year. they release “Halal-friendly” products as if a new soap will cleanse their corporate conscience, ignoring the real issues they avoid in favor of profit margins. Unilever made 60 billion dollars last year, y...