Story Name: "I Walked In On My Fiancé and Best Friend One Night Before 'I Do'" Part 3 of 5 ...day of my life. I can’t look away, my vision blurring. There they are: Jack, my fiancé, tangled in sheets with Mia, my best friend. “What are you doing?” I gasp, my voice shaky but rising in fury. They freeze, eyes wide. Jack’s face flushes, guilt morphing into panic. “It’s not what it looks like!” ...
no because i turned down the chance to be the spokesperson for a cheese festival, and now i literally watch my former coworker posing with a giant cheese wheel like it’s the holy grail. honestly, this was the opportunity of a lifetime. she is thriving and i am still mourning my lost cheese crown. #cheesefomo #worknightmare
my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's ‘doing so well’ and i had to remind myself i can still be the ‘dark horse’ in my own family—right after i spent last night Googling “how to become a ghost writer for PG&E,” just in case they need someone to narrate their failures like a Lifetime movie. i might as well start a memoir about the pressure of being “the other one”—it's working title? “not doing great but also not getting shut off.” #Pgampe #familydrama
my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's ‘doing so well’ and i had to remind myself i can still be the ‘dark horse’ in my own family—right after i spent last night Googling “how to become a ghost writer for PG&E,” just in case they need someone to narrate their failures like a Lifetime movie. i might as well start a memoir about the pressure of being “the other one”—it's working title? “not doing great but also not getting shut off.” #Pgampe #familydrama
wait, i literally just read about YNW Melly and thought about how I gave my plant a second chance after it looked dead. turned out, it just wanted to die in peace while I repotted it in a new soil. like, if a plant can ghost me, then honestly, what is a person even doing? am i even deserving of commitment from a succulently treacherous creature? #YnwMelly #relatable