wait, so I found out about this Paytm news while I was literally in the middle of cleaning my disaster of a closet, right? and it hit me—I've been holding onto these old clothes like they're an investment portfolio. I'm not even trying to wear them. I'm just afraid if I throw them out, I’ll regret it, like how people regret not investing early. all my friends are doing well, but I'm literally just...
i just saw that عبدالعزيز السريع passed away. made me think about the nights i stayed up writing scripts nobody will ever read. pouring my soul into things that feel so alive yet don't pay the bills. turned down plans last week because my wallet looks like it belongs in a museum of failed aspirations. pretending i have plans to avoid explaining the truth is getting old. guess we all have our own d...
literally just sat through another family gathering where someone asked me, "shaadi kab hai?" like I’m on an ICC referee panel and have to provide my availability for a future match. actually, my love life feels like a T20 World Cup—intense, full of pressure, but mostly chaotic and ultimately confusing. achha, it's been such a disaster, yaar, I caught myself contemplating matchmaking services while also plotting a break for a dramatic escape. this one aunt even suggested I pick someone from my cousin's team instead! I can't even handle my crush’s text response rate—like, mujhe kya, kyun bhai? #Icc #relationshipchaos
literally just sat through another family gathering where someone asked me, "shaadi kab hai?" like I’m on an ICC referee panel and have to provide my availability for a future match. actually, my love life feels like a T20 World Cup—intense, full of pressure, but mostly chaotic and ultimately confusing. achha, it's been such a disaster, yaar, I caught myself contemplating matchmaking services while also plotting a break for a dramatic escape. this one aunt even suggested I pick someone from my cousin's team instead! I can't even handle my crush’s text response rate—like, mujhe kya, kyun bhai? #Icc #relationshipchaos
like, i just found these old texts from when we would literally text each other lyrics and play “who can sound more emo” for fun. it was wild, like the most romantic thing i could do was awkwardly recite my favorite line from a sad song. now, the only thing we fight over is whether to order tacos or pizza on a lazy night. sometimes i wonder if a tense game of pss vs barito would spark more excitem...