just found out my manager scheduled a ‘quick chat’ on friday at 4pm. instantly went down the rabbit hole, convinced it’s because my spreadsheet colors are ‘too bold.’ also, literally, why are we discussing my pivot table skills when jerome powell is getting investigated? feeling like a scapegoat for economic doom. honestly, if they make me explain why my graphs are on fire while my life crumbles, ...
literally created a whole backstory for the woman at the library who keeps checking out books on psychic phenomena. she’s definitely hiding some serious secrets and probably communicates with aliens. i watched her scribble in a notebook, and just when she lifted her head, i was ready to uncover the truth about her intergalactic plans when suddenly…
honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who just bought a house and now i can’t stop wondering if i’m somehow meant to be the family disappointment forever. as if i don’t stay up at night staring at the ceiling and questioning my life choices, while jerome powell is apparently doing whatever in a criminal investigation and here i am, perfecting my ramen noodle skills for breakfast. can anyone remind me how to be an adult without an instruction manual? #JeromePowell #AdultingFail
honestly, my relatives compared me to my cousin who just bought a house and now i can’t stop wondering if i’m somehow meant to be the family disappointment forever. as if i don’t stay up at night staring at the ceiling and questioning my life choices, while jerome powell is apparently doing whatever in a criminal investigation and here i am, perfecting my ramen noodle skills for breakfast. can anyone remind me how to be an adult without an instruction manual? #JeromePowell #AdultingFail
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