it’s wild how guy fieri just had the worst experience of his life and here I am getting hit with yet another email about our team’s ‘creative direction’—and last week, I learned my “friend” has been talking trash behind my back like it’s a new recipe for flavor town. when I said “I’ll take you with me on this journey” I meant my actual career path—not as a headline act in a drama. #GuyFieri #Toxic...
the way i just remembered my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago and is still living like a king while i'm debating if i can splurge on ramen this week. maybe if i join a tennis club and start rooting for gabriel diallo, i'll distract myself from the money betrayal. instead, i'm just practicing my “we need to talk” face in the mirror. #GabrielDiallo #SiblingStruggles
it's not that i'm super into law or anything... it's just that i once made a whole case for why my cat deserves her own Instagram account. like, legal arguments. witnesses. hashtags. the fact that pete hegseth is being sued kind of reminds me that sometimes, even when you think you’ve got a foolproof plan, the process can just FALL APART. i’m still fighting the urge to draft a lawsuit against whoever decided to leave the banana peels on the kitchen counter. #PeteHegseth #CaturdayLawyer
it's not that i'm super into law or anything... it's just that i once made a whole case for why my cat deserves her own Instagram account. like, legal arguments. witnesses. hashtags. the fact that pete hegseth is being sued kind of reminds me that sometimes, even when you think you’ve got a foolproof plan, the process can just FALL APART. i’m still fighting the urge to draft a lawsuit against whoever decided to leave the banana peels on the kitchen counter. #PeteHegseth #CaturdayLawyer
just realized my parents were my age when they decided to plant a full vegetable garden — like, I literally can’t keep a cactus alive. I spend hours scrolling through recipes, but I still microwave last night’s pizza. they had dreams of a perfect backyard farm, and I can’t even keep track of my laundry days. my vision board has nothing but photos of salads I will never make. #adultingfail #dreambi...