last night, i found myself googling how to impress someone who has no idea i exist—so naturally, my mind drifted to football. stumbled upon some news about "evanilson" and suddenly, i imagined us bonding over game highlights while sharing popcorn in my head. like, this dude is in my daydreams but completely unaware—do i put “football expert” on my résumé now? honestly, my parents would probably ha...
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I just spent three hours crafting the perfect apology to my neighbor for accidentally watering their plant with soda, you know, the type of heartfelt message that screams 'I AM SORRY'. They reply with a simple 'ok' - like, did they just DENY my artistry? Now I’m over here questioning my life choices, contemplating adopting all the wilting plants in the world as if I’m some sort of botanical superhero. Meanwhile, my actual plants are looking at me like I am about to turn their water into iced tea—should I put them on notice or get a therapy session with my succulents?
I just spent three hours crafting the perfect apology to my neighbor for accidentally watering their plant with soda, you know, the type of heartfelt message that screams 'I AM SORRY'. They reply with a simple 'ok' - like, did they just DENY my artistry? Now I’m over here questioning my life choices, contemplating adopting all the wilting plants in the world as if I’m some sort of botanical superhero. Meanwhile, my actual plants are looking at me like I am about to turn their water into iced tea—should I put them on notice or get a therapy session with my succulents?
wait, so I just realized my 'best friend' only texts me when they need a ride to the grocery store or a favor with their weird plant collection. I thought I was their emotional support human, but it turns out I'm just their taxi driver who also happens to know how to save a succulent. guess I should start charging them in plants instead of favors. #bestfriendtaxi #succulentwhisperer