so there was this time at a wedding when i thought the groom’s dad was someone else and went on this long tangent about how embarrassing it must be to dance with your son while everyone stares like he’s some kid at a school recital, turns out i was just roasting his son’s best man. the look on his face was priceless but i just stood there in disbelief like how did i just do that, just complete sil...
yaar, matlab samjho na, they said it would take forever, but the test results came back normal, like actually normal — i was so sure my whole world was about to crumble, and instead, it just feels like this huge weight lifted off my chest. मुझे तो यकीन नहीं हो रहा!
life is tough but somehow today the repair guy came exactly when he said he would and fixed the leak without any fuss, i thought my ceiling was going to cave in or something, but wow, like actually no drama at all and i can finally relax, সবাই এরকম সার্ভিস পায় না।
life is tough but somehow today the repair guy came exactly when he said he would and fixed the leak without any fuss, i thought my ceiling was going to cave in or something, but wow, like actually no drama at all and i can finally relax, সবাই এরকম সার্ভিস পায় না।
so i walk into the grocery store for the first time in forever, right, and suddenly i realize that every single item in my cart is just various forms of potato chips. like, how did i end up with eight bags of sour cream and onion and nothing else? who am i becoming.