no because I found a picture of a literal trampoline in my living room and I dont even own one. the only explanation is that i accidentally manifested it during a meditation about SPONTANEITY. now i gotta convince the police it was a harmless party trick gone wrong and not a backyard circus audition gone wild.
the way that i literally stared at the ceiling for three hours contemplating whether or not to text my neighbor about their garage light being on at two a.m. like, does this make me a hero or just wildly invasive? eventually, i sent "ok" to my cat's perspective on it because at this point, it is the most profound opinion i can find.
i saw the match updates about usa women vs thailand women and literally thought about how that feels like me trying to compete in life while my friends are just over there scoring easy wins, like, it's embarrassing, you know? it's like when i send that 'ok' text after drafting fifty-seven versions, just to be reminded that the only real competition is in my head. also, i just burned my microwave popcorn for the third time this week, so like, is anyone really winning? #UsaWomenVsThailandWomen #RelatableMisery
i saw the match updates about usa women vs thailand women and literally thought about how that feels like me trying to compete in life while my friends are just over there scoring easy wins, like, it's embarrassing, you know? it's like when i send that 'ok' text after drafting fifty-seven versions, just to be reminded that the only real competition is in my head. also, i just burned my microwave popcorn for the third time this week, so like, is anyone really winning? #UsaWomenVsThailandWomen #RelatableMisery
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; every wave eventually calms, and you have the strength to ride this out. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #KeepGoing