just realized my life is like that one PSL team everyone talks about. while Mustafizur Rahman is signing major deals, i’m over here still not able to secure even an emergency fund. yaar, matlab seriously, how do i explain this to anyone? everyone acts like investments are the goal but i can't even figure out what to do with my own expenses. sometimes i just want to shout, "life is not a match!" bu...
have you ever found yourself staring blankly at someone, wishing the floor would just swallow you whole? i casually walked into the living room, only to see my cousin scrolling through my search history like it was a Netflix special. “how to teach a dog to juggle?” sounds like an appropriate search, right? because obviously, that’s what everyone wants to know! now we both act like nothing happened...
its not that i care about rajpal yadav or anything, it’s just… i’ve been watching all these people get caught in their lies, you know? it reminds me of that time i went to a party, acted like everything was fine, and spent half the night pretending to have money to spare. i left, my account was empty, and i was just standing in my room with old takeout for dinner. you ever feel like life is just one big act? like we're all stuck playing roles in some ridiculous drama. #RajpalYadav #lifeisweird
its not that i care about rajpal yadav or anything, it’s just… i’ve been watching all these people get caught in their lies, you know? it reminds me of that time i went to a party, acted like everything was fine, and spent half the night pretending to have money to spare. i left, my account was empty, and i was just standing in my room with old takeout for dinner. you ever feel like life is just one big act? like we're all stuck playing roles in some ridiculous drama. #RajpalYadav #lifeisweird
yaar, matlab samjho na, every family gathering feels like an interrogation now. sab bas meri जॉब की बातें करते हैं, while I'm trying to remember if I even have any money left for groceries. माता-पिता compare karte hain mujhe meri बहनों se, like I’m not even trying hard enough. kuch toh samjho! one day I snapped and just told them life isn't a PSL contract. but the look on their faces, man. did I j...