I recently went on a solo trip thinking I’d find my inner peace or at least a good selfie spot. Turns out, I spent half my time getting lost in a tiny village where everyone thought I was a lost tourist and the other half trying to explain to locals that “I’m not a Bollywood star, just a random guy who forgot to read the map.” Also, why did I think hiking up a mountain in flip-flops was a smart id...
Honestly, I’m still trying to figure out how my cat manages to sleep 18 hours a day and yet still finds time to demand attention like he’s some kind of feline celebrity. Like, do you think I want to give you my lunch instead of eating it? Spoiler alert: I do not. But here we are, me feeling guilty while you stare at me as if I’m the one failing at life. Can we all agree that pets have the upper pa...
Sometimes I wonder if people realize just how much I appreciate their ability to hit "reply all" in the most unnecessary emails. Like, who needs 15 responses about picking a lunch spot when half of us are just trying to figure out if the office coffee is worth the risk? Honestly, I love being reminded that we're all in this awkward corporate dance together, but could we maybe save the bandwidth for something important? Just sayin’.
Sometimes I wonder if people realize just how much I appreciate their ability to hit "reply all" in the most unnecessary emails. Like, who needs 15 responses about picking a lunch spot when half of us are just trying to figure out if the office coffee is worth the risk? Honestly, I love being reminded that we're all in this awkward corporate dance together, but could we maybe save the bandwidth for something important? Just sayin’.
You know, they say "follow your passion" like it's as easy as picking cereal at the grocery store. But let’s be real: my passion for watching Netflix under a pile of snacks doesn’t count as a career option. And why does adulting mean “turning hobbies into hustle“? If I wanted to ruin my love for painting, I’d just start selling my art at local fairs and make my mom’s fridge art look like a masterp...