yooo, so my toxic coworker just got promoted to boss and i can’t stop imagining them practicing speeches in the bathroom mirror, like they’re giving a TED talk on how to sabotage your happiness. like, what’s next? will they install a motivational poster about teamwork, featuring a cat hanging from a branch, while they send passive-aggressive emails about deadlines? bruh, i’m scared of the next all...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. this moment may feel heavy, but it will not last forever; brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
it was a gorgeous sunny day, just perfect. but then my roommate burst in, glowing, and literally said "i love you," and in pure panic, i blurted out "thank you" like a programmed robot. now i have to see their disappointed face every day while walking through this toxic air where the pollution literally mocks my life choices. can i manifest them moving out? #TodayWeather #RelationshipDrama
it was a gorgeous sunny day, just perfect. but then my roommate burst in, glowing, and literally said "i love you," and in pure panic, i blurted out "thank you" like a programmed robot. now i have to see their disappointed face every day while walking through this toxic air where the pollution literally mocks my life choices. can i manifest them moving out? #TodayWeather #RelationshipDrama
just had to explain to my family why i followed a fan account for a two hundred year old sailboat that has a literal blog about its life. they thought it was about me searching for passion and adventure. no mom, it's just a boat with dramatic backstories.