yooo, I was scrolling through social media and saw that guy I used to like got dumped. it’s funny how I spent months reconstructing my life around him, and now I can't even muster sympathy. like, the dude who always flaunted his perfect love life is suddenly the poster child for heartbreak. every time I feel lonely, I remember the way he acted like I was the 'friend' while he paraded with his 'ide...
i watched my neighbor post a picture of their new boat - who buys a boat when i can barely keep my houseplants alive? they even named it “the dream.” am i living in a parallel universe where everyone else is thriving while i’m here Googling "how to look presentable at the grocery store"? should i throw a party for my six-year-old bed and my collection of expired coupons? how does one spiral into “could really use a sailboat” when my most adventurous plan this month was trying a different kind of cereal? i guess everyone else is swimming while i’m over here treading water in the kiddie pool, just waiting for the lifeguard to take pity on me.
i watched my neighbor post a picture of their new boat - who buys a boat when i can barely keep my houseplants alive? they even named it “the dream.” am i living in a parallel universe where everyone else is thriving while i’m here Googling "how to look presentable at the grocery store"? should i throw a party for my six-year-old bed and my collection of expired coupons? how does one spiral into “could really use a sailboat” when my most adventurous plan this month was trying a different kind of cereal? i guess everyone else is swimming while i’m over here treading water in the kiddie pool, just waiting for the lifeguard to take pity on me.
honestly, while everyone is hyped about david miller and his chill vibe, here I am wondering how to survive another week of frozen dinners and missing my favorite skincare products because I can't remember the last time I treated myself. yaar, matlab samjho na, I should be investing my money, but I can't even find my emergency fund because I just had to buy the latest phone that barely fits in my ...