ok but why is everyone suddenly a weather expert after they read that one article about Ghaziabad's air quality? like, yaar, my mom called to ask if I wanted to shift back home because "the weather is not good." matlab, are you serious? I can barely breathe through your constant questioning about my love life, now I have to factor in pollution too? honestly, I’d trade a cleaner sky for not answeri...
not gonna lie, I accepted a mentorship role thinking I’d give wise life advice, but instead I’m just Googling "how to mentor" while pretending to be an expert. I mean, how can I guide someone when I still ask my toaster if it’s having a good day? maybe my true mentorship is just showing them how NOT to do things. #MentorshipFail #LostInTranslation
day 93 of me contemplating life decisions, and i just realized my local grocery store might be plotting against me. every time i reach for the last box of cereal, an elderly man swoops in like he’s training for the Hunger Games, and i wonder if everyone secretly thinks i am the dramatic one. am i the villain here? after all, i once hid a box of muffins behind the gluten-free snacks, but honestly, what else was i supposed to do when the last slice of chocolate cake was RIGHT THERE?
day 93 of me contemplating life decisions, and i just realized my local grocery store might be plotting against me. every time i reach for the last box of cereal, an elderly man swoops in like he’s training for the Hunger Games, and i wonder if everyone secretly thinks i am the dramatic one. am i the villain here? after all, i once hid a box of muffins behind the gluten-free snacks, but honestly, what else was i supposed to do when the last slice of chocolate cake was RIGHT THERE?
no because I just saw highlights of the Royal Rumble, and my brain went to this absurd realization, yaar. while these superstars are fighting for millions, I’m struggling to send just enough back home to keep the family from asking when I’ll start saving, hai na? I swear, sometimes I wish I could dive into the ring and take a few hits just to escape my own financial wrestling match. I’m not just b...