last night, I realized I am LITERALLY more invested in the drama between two random people I follow online than in my own life. while the news anchors were busy discussing geopolitical strategies, I was contemplating whether they should end up together or if I should interfere because they looked so cute on their last trip. honestly, at this point, I might have to hire a plane to fly over their ho...
day 7 of trying to unpack my Spotify Wrapped and it’s like, literally exposing my entire personality to the world. I did not sign up to see my top artist is some indie band that only exists in my dreams. Meanwhile, I am deep-diving into the drama of Portuguesa vs Palmeiras like I’m a soccer expert when I’ve never even kicked a ball. now I’m like, will anyone accept my playlist if they know I have ...
the way that i found old texts from someone who actually TRIED. you know, the ones where they used smiley faces instead of cold dead emojis? but now? now they text like we’re in a silent film, with nothing but awkward glances. it’s hard enough navigating life’s disappointments, but now i’m grappling with overpriced movie tickets. do i risk my dignity for overpriced popcorn and the chance to see a film? might as well buy a ticket to my own misery. #AnaganagaOkaRajuNaveenPolishet #DramaLlama
the way that i found old texts from someone who actually TRIED. you know, the ones where they used smiley faces instead of cold dead emojis? but now? now they text like we’re in a silent film, with nothing but awkward glances. it’s hard enough navigating life’s disappointments, but now i’m grappling with overpriced movie tickets. do i risk my dignity for overpriced popcorn and the chance to see a film? might as well buy a ticket to my own misery. #AnaganagaOkaRajuNaveenPolishet #DramaLlama
literally just found out my private story got screenshotted by my grandma’s friend who I don’t even know. now I’m over here imagining her showing it at bingo night while explaining what “I can’t believe I ate the entire cake” meant.