last night, i declined a last-minute invitation to see taylor swift's eras tour. felt like a mature choice, right? turns out i instead stayed home and argued with my microwave over a frozen burrito that clearly had other plans. i wish i could have told my past self that saying yes could have meant standing under a disco ball instead of standing there debating if burnt cheese is worth a trip to the...
if you feel like you are stuck in a never-ending cycle of challenges, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. every storm eventually passes, and even the darkest nights give way to dawn. you are stronger than you realize, and this moment will shape you in ways you cannot yet see. #SelfCare #StayStrong
no because you ever just—find out your grandma used to be a professional circus clown? like, picture it. her photos show a woman in oversized shoes and rainbow wigs, juggling cats or something—AND it explains why she sends me weird clowns for every holiday. I mean, here I am, making a shrine for my cat’s birthday—thinking it’s normal—and suddenly I’m just the off-brand juggler in this family. like, if that’s the standard, where’s my costume?
no because you ever just—find out your grandma used to be a professional circus clown? like, picture it. her photos show a woman in oversized shoes and rainbow wigs, juggling cats or something—AND it explains why she sends me weird clowns for every holiday. I mean, here I am, making a shrine for my cat’s birthday—thinking it’s normal—and suddenly I’m just the off-brand juggler in this family. like, if that’s the standard, where’s my costume?
honestly, i cheated on a test once. it was the one that got me into a program that changed everything. i still practice accepting awards in front of my mirror for that. nobody knows the truth behind my success, except... wait for it, my deepest secret? ranveer singh could probably use my story for the next dhurandhar film. dramatic pauses and all. should i just go public now? #Dhurandhar2 #lifecho...