last night I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while trying to send a sweet message about billie eilish’s new film. now my crush thinks I’m obsessed with “large hooters” and wondering if I could even handle my own feelings if billie Eilish ever came to town. this is the third time in a week my inner monologue made me seem unhinged. honestly, what are boundaries? #BillieEilish #redfla...
Story Name: "I Was the Heiress Hidden in a Trailer Park" Part 7 of 8 Aar steps closer, danger crackling in the air. “You shouldn’t be here,” he repeats, voice low and taunting. My heart thunders against my ribs. It’s a warning, and it feels like a noose tightening. “I—I’m not afraid of you.” My words fall flat, quaking in my throat. I can’t break eye contact. His gaze is a storm, dark and swirl...
wait, i just found out there's a sequel to 'The Housemaid' and my whole life flashed before my eyes, because at my last job, my boss actually called me into his office to tell me he thought my cleaning skills were on par with a poorly rated soap opera villain, but what he didn’t realize was that my home management technique was so next-level, i once cleaned my roommate's mess with a 12-step plan that included power poses, motivational playlists, and possibly a sage cleanse, all while silently judging the ghost of my life's choices—and now i’m just sitting here questioning if Sydney Sweeney is out here living my fantasies while I’m over here hoping the landlord doesn’t come by for a surprise inspection. #TheHousemaid #cleaningdrama
wait, i just found out there's a sequel to 'The Housemaid' and my whole life flashed before my eyes, because at my last job, my boss actually called me into his office to tell me he thought my cleaning skills were on par with a poorly rated soap opera villain, but what he didn’t realize was that my home management technique was so next-level, i once cleaned my roommate's mess with a 12-step plan that included power poses, motivational playlists, and possibly a sage cleanse, all while silently judging the ghost of my life's choices—and now i’m just sitting here questioning if Sydney Sweeney is out here living my fantasies while I’m over here hoping the landlord doesn’t come by for a surprise inspection. #TheHousemaid #cleaningdrama
day 23 of obsessively imagining what my neighbor thinks about while looking out their window at 2am... like, do they ever consider my tragic life choices or just wonder if my plants are dying? I hope they don’t notice how I talk to them while I water them. they definitely do. #parasocialpanic #myneighborthinksihavemydlifefiguredout