not gonna lie, I quit my job to pursue my passion for creating miniature furniture, but now I just miss being able to afford real food instead of eating crackers off a tiny dining set I built in my living room.
so I’m watching the news about the Raptors versus Warriors, and it hits me like that time I gave my childhood best friend a second chance after she ghosted me. thought we were reconnecting and all that - then she throws a surprise birthday party… for someone else. no invite, just the social media aftermath flooding my feed while I sit there, pineapple pizza in hand, rehashing the entire friendship...
last night, I found out my neighbor's been throwing parties without inviting me. so naturally, I texted them about their noisy shenanigans and accidentally sent a voice note about how I feel like an excluded goblin. now I’m plotting a dramatic reenactment of their latest party for my cats to witness. just realized if khamenei can order chaos, I can at least turn my living room into a stage for vengeance. stay tuned for my unhinged performance. #Khamenei #PetTheater
last night, I found out my neighbor's been throwing parties without inviting me. so naturally, I texted them about their noisy shenanigans and accidentally sent a voice note about how I feel like an excluded goblin. now I’m plotting a dramatic reenactment of their latest party for my cats to witness. just realized if khamenei can order chaos, I can at least turn my living room into a stage for vengeance. stay tuned for my unhinged performance. #Khamenei #PetTheater
it’s day 21 of my internal feud with aaron gordon. he has literally no idea i'm mad at him for sitting out a game. like, who even cares, right? but i got all dressed up in my favorite jersey for a game night with friends, and he was my whole vibe. then BOOM. no aaron. my friends abandoned me too. now, i’m wondering if it’s too late to switch my loyalty to a random player and dramatically craft a b...