ever had to ghost someone because explaining why you can't attend a cactus convention feels like confessing you secretly collect shrunken heads? like, im not even sorry, my emotional bandwidth's taken up by my obsession with learning why octopuses cry.
...and I thought my biggest life crisis would be getting that gold star in kindergarten, but here we are, wondering if I should start hoarding silver for my apocalypse bunker. I mean, just imagine me at the grocery store, screaming, “I’m sorry I can’t pay rent! I need these canned beans to protect my silver investment!” Honestly, I never thought the price of silver would hold the power to ruin my ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. every tough moment will eventually lead to a brighter day, even if it feels far away. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. every tough moment will eventually lead to a brighter day, even if it feels far away. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
the way that i just typed out a breakup text to my toaster because it keeps burning my bagels, like as if it has feelings, only to realize it probably just doesn’t care… is somehow both freeing and devastating. who knew letting go of kitchen appliances would be harder than some relationships?